Badass Fictional Women, Part 1
Posted: 04/03/2012 Filed under: Awesome Things, Girls | Tags: appearance, attractive ladies, girls, humor, links
Hi! So last week I went all politi-rant on you, which was probably not so fun for some of you to read. So this time I’m going to post some pictures of rad heroines from modern movies that are also badass attractive ladies. It’s gonna be great.
This is also a bit influenced by me having seen The Hunger Games recently, and I’m probably totally crushed out on Jennifer Lawrence. Can you blame me?
Well, because duh. Buffy is probably the first most badass live-action girl to appear on TV. Even if she’s not, I don’t even care. I love that she kicks ass and makes quips about her fashion and stuff, and that she cares so much for her friends. Also, crossbow-prom dress combo. Duh.
Lady Lara Croft. Aside from pondering the chafing of her gunbelt with those hotpants she always wears, what a BAMF! She’s got the money, the accent, the survival skills, and perhaps most importantly, the brains to find just about anything and solve any puzzle. Not to mention the tight shirt. Don’t judge me.
Any lady who can bring down a ridiculous amount of zombies and manage to move quickly in that leather bodice gets my vote. Also, is it just me or does Milla Jovovich look a lot like Amanda Palmer? I digress. Guns. Blades. Jumping from things. Blowing shit up. Alice is basically what I want to be if zombies ever DO show up.
This girl, you might notice, is not a gun-toting, leather-clad badass ass-kicker (say that 5 times fast?) BUT she is the single smartest person on this list. There’s really nothing Hermione can’t research, and how many times has she saved Harry and Ron’s skins by her brilliance?
I would be seriously stupid to not include the Warrior Princess herself! Between the ring-throwing, the sword-fighting, the punching, and the general ass-kicking, Xena is like the OG of female badassery. Not to mention her totally bitchin’ armor, amirite?
First things first. She’s a succubus. Second, she isn’t concerned with the gender of her partners. She also wears an absurd amount of leather and is pretty much a good person. AND she kicks the crap out of a lot of people and monsters.
What’s really cool about Lisbeth Salander is how human she is. I’m not even going to say “normal”, because she’s anything but normal. She is, however, a badass in her own way. I would really recommend reading through Stieg Larsson’s books, because she’s actually a really inspiring character. Her creativity and resilience are what make her so badass. Also, take your pick between Rooney Mara’s characterization and Noomi Rapace’s, either way you won’t be disappointed.
Tank Girl gets included for the weirdness factor alone! She lives in a tank in a post-apocalyptic world and is originally a comic book character, so mad points there. She also is (according to the Wikipedia article) She is prone to random acts of sex and violence,hair dyeing, flatulence, nose-picking, vomiting, spitting, and more than occasional drunkenness.” That sort of sounds like my girlfriend. Don’t tell her I said that.
Fun fact for the day: Sigourney Weaver’s iconic role as Ripley was originally written for a dude, but somehow Ms. Weaver snagged the part and is forever part of scifi culture. And hot DAMN, are we all grateful! She’s arguably the strongest, most hardcore character out of any women on this list (sorry Xena), not to mention she’s got some pretty nasty enemies (and I’m not just talking about the aliens). Managing to kick this much ass AND fight through sexism? AWESOME.
If you know anything about the Metroid games, you probably know about Samus. And, you probably know that it was a big deal to go through the whole game lasering your way through clouds of metroids and other nasties (space pirates and those creepy bosses), only to have a big reveal that – SURPRISE! – you were playing as a girl the whole time! She’s got the suit*, she’s got the moves, Samus is a class-A badass woman.
Last but definitely not the least, I picked Katniss Everdeen. Say what you want about the Hunger Games and the movie or the books or whatever. Don’t tell me you don’t love a woman with a bow. I do, or else I wouldn’t have her on here. There’s something about ladies with amazing skills, and survival skills happen to be pretty damn useful. She sleeps in trees, has ridiculous accuracy with a recurve, and manages to fuel a revolution. She’s taken care of her family and helps people when she can. I’m maybe in love with her, don’t judge me.
All of these women have some amazing almost superhuman qualities. Have I missed any of your favorites? Let me know!
*If anyone can tell me who this particular cosplayer is, I would be much obliged to you. ETA: Thank you A TON to litlghost for sourcing that rad Samus cosplay!